Hallowe'en! Oh the Pressure!!

(ab0ve) One of the worst Hallowe'en costumes ever. Although, I am definitely not one to judge. As I struggle once again at this time of year, to create a costume that will be the talk of the ladies room! While it is tempting to buy a costume, every once in a while I like to put a bit of effort into Hallowe'en. This is one of those years! I just have to remember that I need to be able to DRIVE in my costume. And breathe. And use the ladies room. Suggestions?